...mr. caffeine takes over...

Hi there, It's Iced Venti White Chocolate Mocha here! Dave drank me just before he went home and now, I've taken over...his mind is mine right now, and I shall deny him sleep...so that he may live up to the title of his blog....

[venti?? why venti?? too much!!!]

Yes Dave, that's too much...but I know I know, you can't help it...somethimes you just crave for it, out of the blue [well actually, Heff's blog about the Barista thing triggered this], you long for my bittersweet kick...the cold, soft mocha...and then the thick, heavy white chocolate that gets concentrated at the bottom of the drink...

[coffee makes me poop sometimes]

yes, didn't your Dad tell you once that coffee can be considered a diuretic [did you spell that correctly??] and a laxative? heheheh, and that's not the only thing me and my kind can do to you Dave, right? Too much of my kind triggers your acid reflux! but despite of that, you keep drinking and drinking and drinking and drinking coffee

...junkie...

[the smell, the taste, I can't help it]

heck, you can't even start working in the morning if you haven't had your fix...you're too dependent on us now boy, and as you grow older, your intake shall increase, just like your sisters...

[I remember that episode from Dexter's Lab where the kids hid all the coffee, which caused their parents to be cranky and bitchy all day]

Be quiet!!! do you know it's half past midnight?? Don't you have to work on some shit tomorrow?? How are you gonna last for the whole day?

[I know how dude....]

yeeeeeees, that's right, more coffee, when you get up in the morning, you'll gonna feel really tired and sleepy, but you know how to fix that right? HAHAHAH!!!! A morning without coffee is like sleep, that's what you would say right?? You can't get enough of me. As someone once said... this is "your personal brand of heroine"...

[DUDE!! seriously?? that's an Edward Cullen quote, that's enough, gimme back the controls!!]

Yes, uhm...well...at least you get your Bella

[Bella? no thanks man, I'd go for the vampire Alice..she's way hotter]

Before I, Mr. Caffeine, give the controls back to big black Dave, lemme just share some quotes written or said about our glorious race - the coffee...VIVA LA RASA!!!

No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.  ~Henry Ward Beecher

No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.  ~Sheik Abd-al-Kadir

Over second and third cups flow matters of high finance, high state, common gossip and low comedy.  [Coffee] is a social binder, a warmer of tongues, a soberer of minds, a stimulant of wit, a foiler of sleep if you want it so.  From roadside mugs to the classic demi-tasse, it is the perfect democrat.  ~Author Unknown

Way too much coffee.  But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.  ~David Letterman

Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blend.  ~Author Unknown

[I have to agree with that author!!]

Deja Brew:  The feeling that you've had this coffee before.  ~Author Unknown

Caffeine isn't a drug, it's a vitamin!  ~Author Unknown

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.  ~Author Unknown

Black as the devil, Hot as hell,

Pure as an angel, Sweet as love.
~Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord  

[I need to remove my contact lenses]