Durance of hate

Earlier this afternoon, I had a conversation with one of my closest friends about a certain person that we really really despise. Apparently, we weren't the only ones who hate this person, it turns out that this person has stepped on so many toes in very different ways. This made me realize that the reason that I hate this person so much is because all the personalities or traits that I don't like some people have are coalesced into this person. There are different kinds of people that I don't like, and believe this person whom I shall call "Surot"  (for future reference in case this being will be mentioned again in my blogs) has all of these traits. No wonder a lot of people hate..surot.

[I think I just played a good game of basketball a while ago]

So this got me thinking, what are those traits anyway. Well, let me list them down for ya! (In no particular order)


1.) The Projector
Projection as defined in Sociology, is the act of pointing out other peoples inabilities or shortcomings that you yourself have.  Its like telling the whole world that Person X is such a bad singer despite the fact that you are such a bad singer yourself. It's ok if you keep your opinions to yourself or your closest friends, but to point it out to the world? Come on! That's not right!!

Surot Example: Surot would say "Yuck, nakakadiri yun oh!! Bakla!!" [Dude, aren't you gay?]

2.) The Opaque Projector

This is the upgraded version of the Projector. What's worse with this version is that, the person pointing out the shortcoming that he/she also has but doesn't realize that they have it!!

Social Climber example: Social climber would say "Wahahaha..mali mali grammar!!!"

[Eh ikaw? VIIIIIIIIIINTIIIIIIII !!!! I SECOND DEMOTION!!!!]

3.) The Epal

Epal is short for "mapapel", maraming roles, laging andun, gusto always involved sa scene. Alam nyo yung tipong mga tao na kahit hindi sila involved sa usapan eh bigla biglang makikisagot at sasabat kahit wala sila kinalaman dun at hindi naman talaga nila alam yung buong istorya ng pinag uusapan nyo? May hi-tech version pa ang mga lokong yan! Yung parang isang group kayo, discussing something...ang gagawin ni hi-tech epal, eh mag sesend sya ng YM/Instant message dun sa computer na pinakamalapit sa grupo niyo at nagbibigay siya ng kung anong tamang gawin?

[I can't wait for my Friday drinking session!! Wahooooo!! With imported liquor!!!]

4.) The Self-Centered-Son-of-a-Bitch

UgggghhhhH!!! These people can't think of anything but themselves. They don't care about how other people would react, the don't give a damn about other people's opinions. Usually these people will say "Ayaw KO niyan eh!!" "Hindi KO gusto yung ganyan!!" "Nahihirapan AKO pag ganyan" "Bahala ka!! Basta AKO !!!". Notice anything common in those statements?

5.) The Luksong Baka

Eto yung mga taong  mukhang baka. Hehehe joke lang. Eto yung mga tao na mas malala pa sa mga may crab mentality. At least, ang mga crab hihilahin ka lang nila pababa para patas ulit kayo. Etong mga baka naman, ilalaglag ka na nga, gagamitin pa yung pagkalaglag sa'yo para i-angat ang buhay nila!! Hmm..madami sa opis niyan di ba mga pare at mare? Parang yung larong luksong baka, may isa sa inyo na pa yuyukuin nyo, tapos tatakbo ka, tapos pag malapit ka na sa kanya, itutukod mo yung mga kamay mo sa likod/ulo niya tas gagamitin mo yun para matalunan mo siya sa ibabaw. Yun! biruin mo! Pinayuko ka na, tutukuran ka pa, at gagamitin pa ang pagkakaganun mo upang makatalon sila, makaangat at makarating ng malayo. Usually ang mga Luksong Baka, Projector din sila.

[I want to eat crab, yung Szechuan Crab ang luto, sa Red Crab]

6.) The Holier-Than-Thou

These are the people that really really get into my nerves. They think they are better than you just because of a certain aspect in their life. Yung mga feeling nila, lahat ng tao eh tinitingala sila, or yung ibang tao ay lesser people kasi hindi kasama sa grupo nila. For example, a certain person thinks that you will not be "SAVED" because you did not accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour in the same manner that they did. Or yung mga Atenistang feeling nila ang galing galing nila sa lahat ng bagay just because they passed the (according to them) the most difficult entrance exam in the world [Whoops sorry, I think that's just the La Sallite in me speaking]. Anyway, you get the idea. Just because they are like this, they immediately assume they are better in some thing. Another example, my older sister has a "friend" who got pregnant at a young age. One day, they were having a conversation, then suddenly this friend told my sister: "You know what Larah?? You should listen to me, with what I've been through before.. I AM WISE BEYOND MY YEARS!! You should take my advice" to which my sister replied "REALLY NOW??"

[You know, a lot of people mispell my sister's name, they usually forget the 'H' at the end, especially the baristas at Starbucks...hmmmm...starbucks....hmmmmm..caffeine]

Well, I'll stop the list right there. I might get stressed even more, to all those people I know who fit in those categories...let me just say...I HONESTLY HATE YOUR GUTS..and I hope and pray that you change somehow..so there...all that hate and anger are now free...now..it's time for me to do other important things...like sleep.

Goodnight

[Ranting was fun? Wasn't it? Haven't done that in a long time. nice to be a kid again]